Poem: Queen Victoria Listens

Queen Victoria Listens

Queen Victoria listens

But is clearly not amused,

She’s checked you out from head to toe

And doesn’t like your shoes!

Queen Victoria listens

She frowns for all she’s able;

She doesn’t like your manners

With your elbows on the table!

Queen Victoria listens:

Better watch your Ps and Qs;

Don’t speak unless you’re spoken to;

And do what you’re told to do!

Queen Victoria Listens;

Better stiffen your upper lip;

Don’t you show your feelings

Or let your standards slip!

Queen Victoria Listens,

Old Blighty’s Great again,

A land of hope and glory

As it was throughout her reign.

Yeah, right…

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