Poem: If I Was A Cat

If I was a cat
I’d purr to show my joy
And if I hissed
You’d know I was pissed!

If I was a cat
I’d take all day to sleep
And when you came from work
I’d eat and eat and eat!

If I was a cat
And you were a little bird
I’d sneak around and gobble you up
Without a sound or word…. (…or guilt)

If I was a cat
And you were a stupid dog
I’d make faces at you behind your back
And spit – ‘cos that’s my job!

But I am just a human
So I’ll keep my emotions hidden inside
You’ll have to be a mind-reader
To guess the thoughts I hide.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s